Take-a-Hike: A Very Special Invitation from EGRInitially, we weren't going to put this on the web at all -- it was just gonna be a little note to subscribers. Then it got out of hand. Naturally.
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SPECIAL EDITION (for subscribers only -- no web version on this one). ...in which we set out to send a little note, but get carried away... ENTROPY GRADIENT REVERSALS All Noise - All the Time Seeing as how our Gonzo Manifesto generated a record number of unsubscribes -- about five or six -- and that this helped *a little* in weeding out some of the more obvious deadwood (we picked up at least 20 times that in new subs), we thought we'd try to top our own Personal Best for generating the Most Readers Disgruntled By a Single Issue. There's quite a lot of text in this edition, but no pictures -- so sadly, we'll only be able to piss off those of you who can read. Ready on those delete keys? OK then, let's get started! EGR Nominated for Webby Awards ============================== As we just wrote at http://www.rageboy.com It seems EGR has been nominated for something called The Webby Awards, sponsored by The Web Magazine, The Discovery Channel and a bunch of obscure cyberadvertisers. This allows us to display what must be one of the all-time lamest gifs ever hacked up for an award (see graphical abomination at left -- what *is* that, an irradiated rubber glove?). But what the hell, click on it anyway and go vote for us. Think about it: if we win, you may be able to hear John Belushi's terminally disembodied voice shouting "Holy Shit!!!" over the Discovery Channel... Despite the Kindergarten Graffiks and our usual savaging of the hand that feeds us -- presumably embedded in the aforementioned glove -- the fact remains that we are so enthusiastic about this contest we can barely contain ourselves. We are so excited we could have an accident! (Maybe that's why a *rubber* glove -- though naturally, this is mere speculation.)