jeneane asked me to say hello. I told her we'd been
talking. she said I should tell you that she'd be
willing to provide a character reference. though I
wonder what she'd really say. she and I talk on the
phone all the time. like girlfriends. she and halley
kept me alive two years ago. no exaggeration. they
tag-teamed me, morning and night. they know all
there is to know about me. everything that I know.

men do not like talking to other men about emotional
pain. they say have a beer, buck up, go get laid. and
hey, gotta run. look at the time! the women I've met
online are my best friends today. I would have died,
I'm pretty sure, if they hadn't been there.