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Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Call Any Vegetable...

...and (as Zappa and the Mothers were wont to aver) the chances are good... that the vegetable will respond to you.

I dunno, though. Some seem to have had better luck than myself in this area. My vegetables just sit there and don't do anything. Other than the occasional crow calligraphy, that is.

Apropos of that, actually, the following is lifted from One Spirit.com. Oooh, huh? It's a bookclub for New Agers, which I just joined so I could get lotsa that new-time religion without paying list and thus supporting the enemy. In fact, this is part of my recent research, and I'm doing all that I can to be fair and unbiased.

I was recently moved into a new office after the previous occupant had been "down-sized." What can I do to cleanse the space of any negative vibes?

The following cleansing ritual is good for clearing a home or workplace of negative or stagnant energy. Begin at the doorway and move clockwise around the room. Take a pinch of undyed, natural salt or rock salt, and sprinkle it in the first corner, saying as you do so, "Clean and clear this corner be, from all that is not good for me." Repeat in all four corners, around the door frames, windows, and fireplace, in the same way. This ritual can be performed once a week. Before repeating the ritual, sweep up any old salt and take it outside your property boundary.

Information adapted from Space Clearing: The Ancient Art of Purifying, Cleansing and Harmonizing Your Living Space, by Stella Martin.

OK, can I puke now? And maybe sprinkle some of that shit the scholl janitor used to put on it so he could sweep it up before everybody else started puking too. Click the headline above for a real outta site New Age laugh riot. I keep thinking this stuff must be some kind of joke, but I'm beginning to think These People really believe all this mystic hokum. I'll harmonize their fucking living space alright!

By the way, doesn't Deepak sound sorta like a rapper name?


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