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Friday, May 17, 2002
More on the Imminent Halley-RB Transform
The proposed bidirectional lifeswap of Halley Suitt and RageBoy seems to be generating quite a lot of buzz in Blogaria today. For instance, Frank Paynter sends email...
I dunno... we my have run into the realm of FUQ (Frequently Unasked Questions). The body/life swap event that Halley and Chris are looking for can, to the best of my knowledge, only be accomplished as follows:

On June 20, Halley must lead a goat to the summit of Mount Shasta. There, while she plays the nose flute and feeds the goat fresh lilacs, Chris (wearing a cockatiel on his left shoulder) must read aloud passages from John Barth, Tuli Kupferberg or Tom Robbins and he must be accompanied by tapes of John Cage compositions recorded no later than 1950.

Young women with exposed midriffs frolicking on the mountain as they scatter assorted wild flower blossoms are optional, but will assure a complete transference.

At the appropriate moment the cockatiel and the goat must be set free. We will be able to ascertain the validity of results by observing Halley after she returns to her normal (?) life. If she is then found to frequent Italian family restaurants and spends a lot of time conversing with the wait-staff, we'll know it took.

This method of mind/body transference has never failed, although Wavy Gravy and G.W. Bush are even now searching desperately for the means to reverse it.


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